BAND NAMES

If I had a rock band, it might be called ...

• The Box Model Hacks

• Synopsis of the Healthy Ball

• the anAACRonisms

• Marc Record and the Good Ol'PACs

• Emiless

• Deep Shu Mai

• Flame Sensor Malfunction

• My Inebriated Friend

• The Sigma Wave Band

• Aquatic Ape Theory

• Chunky Souls

• The Search Dogs

• Podiatric Dentistry

• Passengers Wishing To Detrain

• Nobody Likes a Tattle-Tale, Cindy

• The Man From Mount Pilot

• Dolls Don't Move On Their Own

• The Zarfs

Note: This list consists of words and phrases that struck me as good names for a rock band; they're in no particular order. I didn't check whether any bands actually have any of these names.  (Visitors have informed us that there are or were bands called The Pisskittens, Four Out of Five Dentists, and The Feature Creeps. We took them off the list, along with some we don't like so much anymore.)